Singapore Election 2011 Jokes

I would like to share some Singapore Election 2011 jokes.

Singapore polling day will be held on Saturday, 7 May 2011.

The list of parties involved in Singapore General Election 2011 is as follows:

1. PAP: People’s Action Party
2. WP: Workers’ Party
3. NSP: National Solidarity Party
4. SDP: Singapore Democratic Party
5. SPP: Singapore People’s Party
6. RP: Reform Party
7. SDA: Singapore Democratic Alliance


Humorous dialogue with each other.

PAP: Pay And Pay.
WP: Why Pay?
NSP: Never Say Pay.
SDP: So, Don’t Pay.
SPP: Still, People Pay.
RP: Regret Paying.
SDA: Stupid Damn A**.



PAP Vs WP Party Logos.

WP: We will use our hammer to knock down PAP.
PAP: Before they knock us down, our lightning will strike their hammer.
WP: This 2011 election, we are prepared. Our hammer is insulated.

(Note: PAP logo symbol is a lightning whereas WP logo is a hammer.)



Flying Kite at Election Rally Ground

Son: Dad, why is the opposition party flying kite with their banner at their election rally ground?
Dad: Son, you read about the famous inventor of the lightning rod, Benjamin Franklin. They want to avoid unnecessary lightning strikes. (Dad pointing to the PAP logo.)



Impossible Or Possible

Pessimistic Member: It's impossible to win PAP in the general election.
Optimistic Leader: It depends on your punctuation. You can change the Impossible to I'm possible. Remember US President Obama said, "We can change."



Repent

Messiah Mentor: If you vote for the opposition party, you've five years to live and repent.
Sinful Voters: If we vote for the Holy Trinity, The Father, Son and Holy Goh, can we have more days to worship you in the convention halls of commercial buildings?