This year, Children Day falls on Saturday 1st October 2011 in Singapore. Shopping malls, schools, and childcare centers will hold memorable events to allow children to enjoy. Children in Singapore are extremely fortunate to enjoy love and care from their parents. All parents will find it a joy to see their child grow up to be a responsible person. Children’s Day can be used as family bonding events for parents to be close to the children.I’ve written some jokes for children. I hope they can enjoy them.
Tour Guide on a Coach Speaking to Tourists
On my left is the Singapore Flyer and on my right is the Marina Bay Sands Casino. In the Flyer, you can see the birds fly. In the Casino, you can see money flies.
Father Painting the House
Child: Dad! What are you doing?
Dad: I’m painting the house.
Child: Can I help you to paint the house?
Dad: No, you are still young.
Child: But, I’ve already prepared my coloring palette and brushes.
Children Arithmetic
Teacher: What is one plus one?
Child: Three.
Teacher: Why is it three?
Child: My father plus my mother and then come out me from my mummy’s tummy
Mother Scolding Child
Mother: Look at your lousy examination results. Why are you so stupid?
Child: I’ve your genes.
Red Color Blessings
Child: Dad, why is it during Chinese New Year, a lot of things are red in color.
Dad: Red color represents blessings.
Child: Here is my report card of blessings. See, so many red marks.
Children Comparing Fathers
Child A: My father is very rich. I live in a big house. Every morning, he drives me to school in a big car.
Child B: My father is very strong. He can stop the traffic with one hand to help me cross the road.
Child A: Your father is superman.
Child B: No. My father is the school traffic warden.
